Comments on: Such an Arsewipe http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/ Official site of the 2magicians Barry and Stuart Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:45:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Magick Mel http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-98 Magick Mel Tue, 20 May 2008 19:47:22 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-98 My english teacher tells me for waffling as she knows i can write!! but moving on.. this final word on this.. take her emotionless vocals away and i would buy it in cd format, a nice wee tribute to Tom Waits. well, you like it or you hate it. My english teacher tells me for waffling as she knows i can write!!

but moving on.. this final word on this..
take her emotionless vocals away and i would buy it in cd format,

a nice wee tribute to Tom Waits.

well,
you like it or you hate it.

]]> By: Discordia http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-97 Discordia Tue, 20 May 2008 17:05:41 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-97 Waffling is awesome, it's a real skill. And you know, the arsewipe is taking it upon herslef to tour the album at festivals this summer... I weep. Waffling is awesome, it’s a real skill. And you know, the arsewipe is taking it upon herslef to tour the album at festivals this summer… I weep.

]]> By: Magick Mel http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-90 Magick Mel Mon, 19 May 2008 22:09:39 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-90 http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=255934178&p=z55934884 http://community.livejournal.com/_tomwaits_/226006.html - So Mr.Waits diddn't know!! - The only original tune on the album, "Song for Jo" and live journal don't like tooo... *i need get a job of reseacher or something* http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=255934178&p=z55934884

http://community.livejournal.com/_tomwaits_/226006.html

- So Mr.Waits diddn’t know!!
- The only original tune on the album, “Song for Jo” and live journal don’t like tooo…

*i need get a job of reseacher or something*

]]> By: stuart http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-89 stuart Mon, 19 May 2008 18:03:33 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-89 It's alright guys, Scarlett sent me an email today to say that she's sorry for the album and that she plans to sew her massive lips together so she can't make an another. mmmmmmmm. phew. It’s alright guys, Scarlett sent me an email today to say that she’s sorry for the album and that she plans to sew her massive lips together so she can’t make an another. mmmmmmmm.

phew.

]]> By: Magick Mel http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-88 Magick Mel Mon, 19 May 2008 17:33:25 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-88 uhhh! i don't understand half words in her cover of falling down... i not heard of half these yet!?! crazy women!! jen aka Discordia waffles more than me most of the time!! uhhh! i don’t understand half words in her cover of falling down…

i not heard of half these yet!?!

crazy women!!

jen aka Discordia waffles more than me most of the time!!

]]> By: Discordia http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-87 Discordia Mon, 19 May 2008 16:10:35 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-87 Her version of I Don't Wanna Grow Up made me wanna throw up just like I did in my bathroom last night. 2.30 am and I was feeling like Derek Acorah must feel before he’s raped by poltergeists (or is that Barbara Hershey?) I walked into my bathroom and unleashed a vomit comet of such incredible odour and colour I almost wept for it being lost to the swirls of the ever hungry lavatory. I mean, seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Huh? HUH? I'm angry beyond cohesive sentences and eloquent diatribe right now. Did Tom agree to this? Hello Tom, hi, it’s me, Jen, you know, obsessive fan with tattoo pending. Yeah, yeah, listen mate, look, I know you’ve got a penchant for melancholy blondes with lips like scarlet hovercraft but come on, you didn’t actually AGREE to this did you? Did you? Ah well, what’s done is done and can’t be undone. I await the inevitable Bjork cover album by Angelina Jolie with baited breath (and loaded shotgun). Her version of I Don’t Wanna Grow Up made me wanna throw up just like I did in my bathroom last night. 2.30 am and I was feeling like Derek Acorah must feel before he’s raped by poltergeists (or is that Barbara Hershey?) I walked into my bathroom and unleashed a vomit comet of such incredible odour and colour I almost wept for it being lost to the swirls of the ever hungry lavatory.

I mean, seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Huh? HUH? I’m angry beyond cohesive sentences and eloquent diatribe right now. Did Tom agree to this? Hello Tom, hi, it’s me, Jen, you know, obsessive fan with tattoo pending. Yeah, yeah, listen mate, look, I know you’ve got a penchant for melancholy blondes with lips like scarlet hovercraft but come on, you didn’t actually AGREE to this did you?

Did you?

Ah well, what’s done is done and can’t be undone. I await the inevitable Bjork cover album by Angelina Jolie with baited breath (and loaded shotgun).

]]> By: goldrush09 http://www.barryandstuart.com/such-an-arsewipe/comment-page-1/#comment-86 goldrush09 Mon, 19 May 2008 12:53:04 +0000 http://www.barryandstuart.com/?p=78#comment-86 What a dire voice - the perfect accompaniment to her lack of acting ability. A video so dreadful it makes me want to wrench out both my eyeballs and ear drums and fling them into a mincer. I'm surprised one of the "Scarlett activities" in the video wasn't a-bonking a variety of rather dozy actors. What a dire voice – the perfect accompaniment to her lack of acting ability.

A video so dreadful it makes me want to wrench out both my eyeballs and ear drums and fling them into a mincer.

I’m surprised one of the “Scarlett activities” in the video wasn’t a-bonking a variety of rather dozy actors.

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