It’ll be the best gig you’ll go to in your life. Here are some highlights from the Tom Waits press conference which details his route through the US and alludes to him touring Europe, from Spain to Dublin.
I became so over excited at the prospect of breathing the same air as my lord and master that I ate a passing chav. He was stringy, like overcooked mutton. I chewed relentlessly, until his feeble squirming ceased. I think, in the end, he was happy to be masticated for Tom. Who wouldn’t be? I then placed the constellation Eridanus over a map of Europe, and plotted my course. Got me harder than Chinese algebra… and that’s a mean feat for a petite girl. I’ve put my kidneys on E-Bay, and expedited my tattoo of his vulpine form. Maybe if I show him, he’ll masticate me. I’d enjoy that.
Magick Mel! May 5 2008 - 3:54 pm
so the tour is real!
pehdtsckjmba!
Discordia May 15 2008 - 5:24 pm
I became so over excited at the prospect of breathing the same air as my lord and master that I ate a passing chav. He was stringy, like overcooked mutton. I chewed relentlessly, until his feeble squirming ceased. I think, in the end, he was happy to be masticated for Tom. Who wouldn’t be? I then placed the constellation Eridanus over a map of Europe, and plotted my course. Got me harder than Chinese algebra… and that’s a mean feat for a petite girl. I’ve put my kidneys on E-Bay, and expedited my tattoo of his vulpine form. Maybe if I show him, he’ll masticate me. I’d enjoy that.
Discordia May 25 2008 - 12:36 pm
European dates are online… Dublin here I come!